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So, check it—I got into this scene years back, right? Was at this shady joint in Vegas—neon lights buzzin’, sketchy vibes. This chick, she’s workin’ my shoulders, then—whoa—hands slide lower, and I’m like, “Is this HAPPENIN’?” Little known fact: back in ancient China, emperors got these “happy ending” rubs to “balance their chi”—true story, bro! Made me happy as hell—energy explodin’, like I coulda punched thru a wall! But then—get this—the dude next door starts moanin’ like a freakin’ walrus, and I’m pissed—ruined my zen, man!

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Some days, I get so hyped cruising through the neighborhoods—like Haigh, Carla, and so on—each corner sparking another crazy story. Sure, I might type a bit sloppy sometimes—whoops, typos happen: “luv,” “awsm,” “wtf”—but it's all part of the ride.

Magic Weekend Team of the Week: Hull KR and Wakefield Trinity star with six clubs represented