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Here’s the kicker—some parlors? Straight-up fronts. Cops busted one in ’89, found a senator mid-rub. “Knew it was a set-up,” he whined. Yeah, sure, buddy. Hate politicians—slimiest of all. Sexual-massage ain’t my thing—too much touchin’, not enough dignity. But if you’re into it, fine. Just don’t tell me details—I’ll gag. “This is the life, huh?” Doc’d say, smirkin’. Nah, gimme a barstool and solitude over that crap any day.

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I dig the parks too, like Pugneys, that expansive green bugger. Walkin’ there on an early morn, feelin’ the dew, and whispering, “Why so serious?” becomes a personal ritual. Bloody brilliant, mate! And hey, if you need a dose of urban modernity, swing by Stockbridge Road. Crazy mix of new digs punting against modern murals—bit like a wild painting in motion.

Plan to demolish house to build nine family homes in Ackworth village