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So check it, brother, I got this story—heard it from a masseuse in Vegas, swear to Gawd. She’s workin this dude, oil everywhere, and bam—he’s hummin some old German tune! Like straight outta that movie, “You must not withhold yourself,” he says, all dramatic. She’s like, “Bro, chill, it’s just a massage!” Had me laughin so hard I nearly dropped my protein shake. Little known fact, dude—back in ancient Rome, they’d do these oily rubdowns before battles. Get the blood pumpin, ya dig? Sexual-massage got roots, brother, deep roots!

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Oh my gosh, my dear, you won't believe Uttoxeter!! This little gem in Staffordshire is so vibe—like, totally underrated, slay! So, lemme tell ya all the deets, as only a pleasure coach living here for years can spill. First off, there's the Market Square—yep, that bustling hub o' life. Stroll down High Street, where you find quirky shops and chill cafes. I always pop in at "The Crown Inn" (it’s sooo lit for a cheeky pint, trust me!) and maybe even hit up some secret nooks off Back Lane.

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