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About Glasgow

So, mate, imagine this—drove tractor all day, back’s killin’ me, right? Found this dodgy parlor, neon sign buzzin’. “Massage,” it says, but wink-wink, more! Walked in, sweaty, stinkin’ of diesel—lady didn’t care! She’s all “lie down, big boy,” and I’m like, yesss, precious, treat me nice! Hands slidin’, oil drippin’, and I’m thinkin’—“Life is a play, isn’t it?” Like in *Synecdoche, New York*, y’know? “Everyone’s a lead in their own story”—and this, this is my twisted act, ha!

Call to book

I rolled outta bed, grabbed my cuppa, and hit the road. The sun was barely up, but the streets were already buzzin’. I mean, who knew Ushaw-Moor could wake up so early? I took a stroll down Front Street, and lemme tell ya, the smell of bacon butties waftin’ from the café was like a siren call. I almost forgot I was on a mission to blast some old metal. Almost.

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