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Pisses me off tho—dumbasses callin’ it “just a happy endin’.” Fuck that! It’s art, man, takes skill! Had this one gal, swear she was psychic—knew every spot, got me screamin’. Happiest damn hour, but pricey—worth it tho! Another time, dude botched it, awkward as hell—left me madder than a wet cat. Surprised me once too—found this Thai joint, they twist ya like pretzels WHILE rubbin’. Freaky, but damn, felt reborn!

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On a sunny day, I stroll past the old Upminster Mill near the canal – man, that's a spot that gives me humps and happy vibes all at once. The canal, winding by like a lazy snake, cuts through the town, addin’ a touch of old-world charm to our modern mess. I even got a lil’ secret hangout spot by the river bend that's perfect for clearin’ my head after a long day of spa sessions.

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