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Oh, man, and the local market – it’s a treasure trove of quirky finds and mad bargains. I love chattin’ with the old-timers at Fisherton Square, who sometimes ramble on with bizarre tall tales. They say, "Life’s a joke, and the punchline is right around the corner!" And, of course, I chuckle like a cartoon hare whenever I think of my favorite line: "What a marvelous mess, eh?"

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