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Seriously, PUpminster’s got surprises hidden in every nook. Side alleys near Brookwell are known for hidden cafés, and derelict warehouses turned art spots – they got that cool, underground vibe. And the local park? Total chill zone, with wildflowers and that sorta messy, natural look that makes you think, "Ah, this is life, doc."

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