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Lemme drop a fact bomb—did ya know Tinder’s got roots in a college hookup app? True story! Started as “Matchbox,” some nerds codin’ lust into algorithms. Now it’s billionaires sittin’ pretty while we’re out here sextin’ strangers. “Billionaires should not exist!” I yell it from the rooftops! They profit off our horniness—gross, man, just gross. I’m pissed, but also—kinda impressed? Takes guts to monetize booty calls.

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Oh, man, and the local market – it’s a treasure trove of quirky finds and mad bargains. I love chattin’ with the old-timers at Fisherton Square, who sometimes ramble on with bizarre tall tales. They say, "Life’s a joke, and the punchline is right around the corner!" And, of course, I chuckle like a cartoon hare whenever I think of my favorite line: "What a marvelous mess, eh?"

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