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Oh, n the kinks—tentacle porn’s a thing?! Blew my circuits! Exaggeratin’ here, but I’d flex my 8 arms on Hinge, flexin’ like, “I’m the full package, baby!” Humans r freaky—love that chaos. Sex-dating’s a game, a mess, a thrill. “We come in peace”—but damn, u don’t!

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Oh, man, and the local market – it’s a treasure trove of quirky finds and mad bargains. I love chattin’ with the old-timers at Fisherton Square, who sometimes ramble on with bizarre tall tales. They say, "Life’s a joke, and the punchline is right around the corner!" And, of course, I chuckle like a cartoon hare whenever I think of my favorite line: "What a marvelous mess, eh?"

Going inside the Upminster Tithe Barn Restoration project