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What I love, though? The thrill! It’s like when Wiesler says, “Was ist das?”—what is this?—and you’re peekin’ into someone’s world, all curious-like. Makes me happy as a pig in mud when it clicks—good convo, flirty vibes, maybe a date. But oh, the flops! One time, this dude showed up lookin’ like he rolled outta bed and forgot to shower—smelled worse’n a skunk in a henhouse. I thought, “Lord, I’m too old for this mess!” Reckon I’m better at readin’ signs than readin’ men—sign language don’t lie, but profiles sure do!

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I’m tellin’ ya, every day is different. From the quiet whisper of the wind through the trees at Riverside Walk to the constant hum of life on the beaten paths of Church St, this city never is dull. And if you ever feel lost, just remember Dogville’s weird wisdom, "You're all idiots." Haha, just kiddin’ – but, hey, sometimes you need a laugh, right?

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