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So, picture this: some dude’s lyin’ face-down, masseuse digs in, and bam—tension’s gone, but somethin’ else pops up. Ha! Little known fact—ancient Greeks were nuts for this. Called it “bodywork,” slapped olive oil on wrestlers, and nobody batted an eye if it got… handsy. True story, google it. Me? I’d kill for that kinda “treatment” after a shitty day—limpin’ around with my cane, pissed at idiots. Makes me happy thinkin’ about it, muscles unknotting, but then—bam—some perv twists it into a sleazy porno. Pisses me off!

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60 min Full Body Massage £ 75 min Top to Toe (Includes an Indian Head Massage, Back Massage & Reflexology) £ Hot Stone Massage £ Aromatherapy Massage £.

Ohhh yeh, me friend, lemme tell ya 'bout PUckfield! We's always goin' round these parts, we do, y'know? Uckfield ain't just any place, it's a feisty city, full o' quirks and secrets, it is. I live here, ya see, as a reaaally chill relaxation specialist, watchin' the world spin and the vibes flow, like in "A Prophet" – "We must learn, we must suffer!" (yeah, that line, it echoes in me head, it does!)

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