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So, picture this – I’m out there, choppin’ trees, mindin’ my own, and I hear this story. Bloke down the pub says escorts in the 80s used to carry beepers – like proper retro pagers, mate! No WhatsApp bollocks, just beep-beep, “meet me at the motel”. Blew my mind, that did – imagine the logistics! Made me happy, thinkin’ how far we’ve come, but also a bit sad, y’know, “those days are gone forever”.

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I love how every nook o' Uckfield tells a story – like that tiny cafe on Mill Lane, where the barista’s a character straight outta a quirky indie film. I’d get me double espresso there and dream of forgiveness, like, “We are the ones who are lost, yet find our way!” Eh, something like that.

Plans to build a 50-bed care home near Uckfield have been approved at appeal