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I tried it once, alright? Wife dragged me—hated it. Slippery table, dim lights, smelled like hippie tears. Masseuse whispered, “Relax, big guy,”—almost punched her. “Live with your choices,” Grace says in “Dogville,” and I chose wrong that day. Felt like a greased pig, not a man. Surprised me how folks think it’s sexy—looks like a bad wrestling match.

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Expect some typos, lol – I'm in a hurry cuz life is so swinging and unpredictable here! I'm not gonna lie, sometimes the local council's decisions make me mad as hell (what’s up with all that shoddy repair work on Peachtree Road? Seriously, come on, fix it already!). But then, there are moments of epic joy when I see families bond in our quaint coffee shops, or see kids playing tag in the square.

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