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So, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee—black, no sugar, ‘cause that’s how I roll—thinkin’ ‘bout this one case. Some dude, slippery as a fish, says he “slipped” durin’ a massage, busted his back, wants cash. Insurance company’s like, “Hold up, fam, this ain’t no spa slip ‘n’ slide!” I dig in—turns out, this joint’s offerin’ “happy endings” under the table. Little known fact: back in the ‘70s, cops busted these parlors left and right—called ‘em “rub ‘n’ tug” shops. History’s got a way of repeatn’ itself, huh? Makes me mad, yo—people lyin’, tryna scam the system, while I’m out here, playin’ detective like it’s “The Return,” searchin’ for truth in the fog.

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Now, less-famous but right up my alley is a narrow alley off Victoria Street. It’s a bit dodgy but so real. Not many folk go there, but I dig the raw honesty. It reminds me of those gritty scenes from City of God—nature’s own refrain from plasters of perfection. And ffs, sometimes the irony of it all makes me go “What the hell is going on here?” half-laughing, half-cursing.

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