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Dunno, mate, it’s weird. Part of me loves it, part wants to stab the table. There’s this story—heard it from a dodgy maester type—some bloke in Thailand invented a move called “the scorpion twist.” Sounds mental, right? Prolly bollocks, but I’d try it just to say I did. Oh, and don’t get me started on the oils—stink like a brothel’s laundry half the time. “This isn’t yours, is it?” I’d sneer, kicking the bottle off the bed.

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Honestly, no day's the same. Some days I get mad at the nonstop noise from construction on King's Close; other days I'm thrilled by the fresh smiles from my loyal clients. I'm not lying, there’s a perfect mix of chaos and calm—like life on a rollercoaster. Weird? Hell yes, but that’s my kinda ride.

‘VERY PROUD’: Young Muay Thai superstar from Tring selected to compete for Team GB