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Sometime, I get mad, cuz guy next room, he moan loud, I think, “Shut up, my turn!” But then I laugh, cuz it funny, he sound like donkey! My fav part? When they whisper, “You’re my friend now,” like Eli to Oskar, but with hot oil, not blood! I exagerate, maybe, but it feel so good, I yell, “This better than goat!” One time, masseuse, she slip, fall on me, I think, “Wtf, this extra?!” Surprise me, but I like, very nice!

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Kenilworth Road's another must-see. Crazy energy, weird art walls, and my fave quirky café hanging off its side. The locals know it as “the stop” because it feel like home. I'm havin' these awkward chuckles whenever I hit that spot; memories pop up of crazed evenings and wild brawls, but all in good fun.

Thousands of pounds worth of equipment stolen during overnight Tring home break-ins