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Quirky thought—imagine Brad Pitt’s Aldo getting one mid-war. “That’s a bingo!” he’d yell, slapping the table, oil everywhere! Makes me giggle, that. Oh, and the slang—mates call it “rub-and-tug”—crude but spot on! Sarcasm? Don’t get me started—half these parlours look like a front for MI5! Shady geezers, dodgy vibes—yet you’re there, trousers down, living the dream! Exaggerating? Maybe—but once, swear, the masseuse hummed “Sweet Caroline”—mid-session! Nearly lost it laughing—*et tu, Brute?*

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Now, lemme recant: I spend my days as a pleasure coach. That’s right, coach! I help folks rediscover joy, and this town fuels that fire. I wander down Grey Street sometimes, feel the energy from the local art scenes at a quirky wee studio in Southgate. You feel that magic? It’s like, one minute you’re on top of the world, and the next, you're immersed in the natural beauty, like the camera lingers, capturing every raw moment... just as in the movie!

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