Lauren Tonbridge Whore ❤️❤️

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She’s a riddle, tho – happy one sec, cryin’ the next. Reminds me of that line, “Something’s wrong here!” – cos yeah, it’s a mad, dark world she’s in. Ever think bout that? Blows my noggin. I reckon she’s got stories – wild ones, like shaggin’ a duke or nickin’ his watch mid-bang. Probs exaggerated that in me head, but it’s a crackin’ visual, yeah baby!

Tonbridge: where ***** and toffs come face-to-face

Alright, listen up, mate. I'm a sexologist in Tonbridge – yep, that charming town in Kent – and I’ve got some juicy deets for ya. Don't get me wrong, I love this town, but sometimes I wanna scream, "Don't pee on my leg!" Like Judge Judy, ya know? So buckle up, coz here comes the real deal.

Tonbridge School's Symphony Orchestra 'was a tour de force'