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About London

What pisses me off? The secrecy! I’m like, “Just tell me upfront, I’ll adjust the rate!” None of this sneakin’ around, droppin’ hints. I’d be surprised if half these “escort” sites ain’t scams—phishin’ for your credit card while you’re hopin’ for—well, y’know. I’d rather watch *Caché* again, tryin’ to figure out who’s screwin’ with who. That movie’s my fave, by the way—creepy, slow, makes ya think, “Am I the creep here?!” Perfect for a neurotic like me.

COMING SOON

Tonbridge. It's a mix of old and new. I've wandered down High Street – yep, the one that you can't miss – where little shops and lively pubs hide stories behind each door. The Bridge itself? FFFFF, it's a sight. I mean, the river Medway flows so smooth, like nature's own film scene. Reminds me of that line: "We are, after all, the moving art of life." Fancy, huh?

Ending the season in style!