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Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin—nah, it’s history, too! Back in ancient Rome, they’d get freaky with oils—olive oil, no less—slippery as a shagadelic spy! Little known fact: them Romans called it “unctio”—fancy, huh? Makes me chuckle, thinkin they’d dig my style. “Oh, behave!” I’d say, slappin on some lavender oil—cos it’s gotta smell groovy, yeah?

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Now, lemme tell ya bout the parks – Todmorden has the lush green haven of Violet Park, where you stroll under chirpin’ birds; I go there to clear my head after a full day counseling. And then there’s the River Calder, slippin’ and slidin’ through town, a quiet reminder of nature’s flow, like those lines from Under the Skin: "We come from the void." Kinda spooky but real beautiful if ya squint.

Culturedale: Beacons to light up the sky in Halifax, Brighouse and Todmorden this weekend