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Oh boy, gotta mention the West End Quarter near Market Street – it's as vivacious as they come, with colorful murals splattered on brick walls that say more than words ever could. Every corner of Todmorden feels like a storybook, even if it's scribbled in rough, rushed hand (kinda like my hasty typin’ with 18 typos, hehe). I love wanderin’ those lanes, discoverin’ some secret venue or a cracked cobblestone that makes me think of fate and luck, almost as if destiny was scribbled out in the margins of your diary.

CultureDale March events: Anne Lister and Todmorden Town Hall - two of Calderdale's historic icons - take centre stage in the month ahead