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Still, I’m torn. Part of me’s like, “Larry, live a little!” Other part’s screamin’, “You’ll hate it, you’ll hate it!” Like David in *A.I.*, chasin’ love, I’m chasin’ peace—but with less robots and more awkward boners. “I want to be a real boy!”—nah, I just want my damn knots gone without a side of weird! So yeah, sexual-massage—pretty, pretty good for some, pretty, pretty nuts for me. What d’you think, huh? You tryin’ this crap? Tell me!

Body treatments in Thurso

With over 28 years of experience in a number of massage modalities, my main goal is to work with you to meet your body's needs.

I sometimes feel like I’m living in a Coen brothers flick – days blending like shots in a moving film, "a funny thing happened on the way to the station" retold by the wind that rustles down the narrow paths between rows of weathered houses. Yeah, that movie – Inside Llewyn Davis – always reminds me of the raw, unpredictable nature of creativity; so does Thurso with its moody skies, oddball corners, and that ever-present salty sea air.

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