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I sometimes feel like I’m living in a Coen brothers flick – days blending like shots in a moving film, "a funny thing happened on the way to the station" retold by the wind that rustles down the narrow paths between rows of weathered houses. Yeah, that movie – Inside Llewyn Davis – always reminds me of the raw, unpredictable nature of creativity; so does Thurso with its moody skies, oddball corners, and that ever-present salty sea air.

Community advocate rolls out the barrel planters to bring colour to Thurso