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So, here’s the deal—folks pay big bucks. Hands slidin’ everywhere, oiled up, real intimate-like. Not my thing, makes me wanna punch a wall. But I dug into it—little known fact: ancient China had these “healers” doin’ it. Called it “energy release,” total bullshit excuse. Happy endings ain’t medicine, pal. Still, people swear by it—relaxes ‘em, gets ‘em goin’. I say, lift a damn axe instead.

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I must mention my quirky strolls by the disused railway line near Haven Grove. I swear sometimes I hear distant echoes like snatches of dialogue from that film – “The voices in our heads, my friend, are all they really got.” I felt like a mischief maker, sneaking past memories and regrets, all while laughing at the absurdity of it all.

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