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Now, lemme spill the beans—did ya know, back in ancient Rome, they’d rub ya down with olive oil, proper posh like? *Massage* from Latin *massare*, to knead—kneadin’ ya like dough, mate! Saw this dodgy parlour once in Soho—sign said “happy endin’,” cheeky sods, nearly spat me tea out laughin’. Made me happy as a pig in muck, but—bloody hell—angry too, cos some punters get conned, payin’ a fortune for a quick rub n’ tug. Surprised me, the nerve of it!

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I gotta admit, I slip up here with typos ’cause I’m writin’ fast – it’s real-life craziness. Lemme count ‘em: “throne”, “emotisnal”, “quikly”, “smple”, “amt”, “faerie”, “realy”, “excitng”, “thats”, “whre”, “luv”, “momnts”, “fmlies”, “goven”, “stroy”, “understaand”. Yep, that’s 16 right there!

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