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About Glasgow

Funniest shit? They play whale sounds. Like, I’m butt-up, oil drippin, and it’s “WOOOOO” from the speakers. Absurd. Thought a dolphin was bout to join. Oh, and don’t get me started—some spots got “secret menus.” Wink at the receptionist, boom, extra spicy rubdown. Shady, but I respect the hustle. Pro tip: don’t ask for it upfront, they’ll act dumb. Play it cool, like you know the game.

Tempt Yourself at our Melbourne Brothel, in Somerton

Thursday, 10am to 5am. Fri-Sat, 10am to 7am. ATM Now Available on the Premises. The Oasis of the North is a legal brothel with an escort license (SWABE).

But lemme tell ya, sometimes this city can really get under your skin, too. Like, wtf, why is it always rainin' here, man? But then, just when you think it's gloom city – BAM – bright smiles, colors, a happy trickle of sunshine. Gotta say, my massage clients always gush about the art on the walls of Jackson Road spa—so quirky, a bit like spirit worlds with secret happy messages.

Why key Thornbury road was shut