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Alright, listen up, ya degenerates! I’m slingin’ drinks, watchin’ folks stumble through sex-dating like it’s some freakin’ circus. Lemme tell ya, it’s a mess—half these apps got people actin’ like they’re auditionin’ for a bad porno. “Sex-dating,” huh? More like swipe-right-for-disappointment! Judge Judy in me’s screamin’, “Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain!”—cuz these profiles? Lies. All lies. Catfish city, fake pics, dudes sayin’ they’re 6’2” when they barely hit my barstool.

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I swear, sometimes workin’ as a masseur gives me a feelin’ I know every nook and cranny. I’ve got a knackered masseuse in my soul – muscles relax, hearts ease – ya know? I once gave a session right near St. Peter’s Lane, and the vibes there were darker than the film’s midnight scenes. "We are doomed, doomed to live, doomed to be forgotten," I jokingly whispered to a client, inspirin’ a laugh even if he just rolled his eyes.

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