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So, sexual-massage—think slow hands, warm oil, a cheeky grin. Not just foreplay, it’s a bloody art! We shall fight the prudes, charge the hill of stiff joints with slippery glory! I got one once in St. Petersburg—bloke named Yuri, hands like a pianist, swear he played my spine like Chopin. Made me happy as a pig in muck—tension gone, felt like I could wrestle a Cossack! But—here’s the kicker—some parlors scam ya. Paid 5000 rubles once, got a half-arsed backrub—pissed me off somethin’ fierce! “This is how it ends,” I muttered, like Georges facin’ Anne’s fade.

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So, pack your bags and come see it all. Tamworth’s a mix of highs and lows, like a crazy journey – fun, annoying, beautiful, all at once! I hope you enjoy the vibes as much as I do. Mwah, love ya, and remember: "Life is transitory" – yup, that's from Yi Yi, honey!

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