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So – picture this. Late ‘70s. Ford drops this ride. Small. Boxy. Kinda cute – kinda ugly. Like a dog you pity. First time I saw one – laughed. Out loud. Looked like a toaster – with wheels. “What is this thing?” I yelled. Friend had one. Red. Rust everywhere. Said it ran fine. Liar. Broke down – every week. Pissed me off. Stranded on highways – fumin’. “I’ve lost my reason!” – straight outta the movie.

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Oh, and how can I forget? There’s Tadcaster Bridge – classic stone work, built long before our tech world was even a twinkle in the internet’s eye. I’d get a rush thinkin’ about all the clandestine rendezvous of love-struck teens under the soft glow of street lamps. Speaking of which, there’s The Maltings – a local pub on Bridge Street where ale flows like coded secrets into your veins. That place is legend, man!

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