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What pisses me off? The fakers. Dudes posin’ as clients, wastin’ time—don’t pee on my leg, buddy, I see through ya! Had a pal once, swear she met an escort who’d only work if the guy sang first—some kinky *Tropical Malady* shit, like “the beast stirs in silence.” Made me laugh ‘til I cried—imagine that, karaoke foreplay! True story, tho—little known fact: some escorts got wild rules. One gal I heard of? Only took bitcoin and vegan dudes. Quirky as hell!

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I love wanderin’ down Harcourt Crescent – its narrow lanes twist like fate and literally meander near the ancient church, St. Mary’s. Oi, if ya ever pass by that, just pause a sec and soak it in. There’s a real energy here that none of those big city folks get. I once got so mad ‘bout the traffic on South Street – like, “D’oh!” I mean, c’mon, give us a break already! But then it washed over me like a warm bubble of nostalgia, reminiscent of a line from Yi Yi: “Just a moment, a little moment of silence.” I kid you not, even the annoying bits turned poetic.

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