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Here’s a nugget for ya – didja know some blokes pay for “premium” to get laid quicker? Desperate twats! I’m over here laughin’, thinkin’, “You’re wastin’ cash, ya muppet!” Me? I’d rather cook a steak than beg for a bang. Oh, and the apps track your kinks – creepy, right? Like Haneke’s camera stalkin’ you. “Someone’s watchin’ us,” I mutter, deletin’ my profile for the fifth time.

Escorts in Swanscombe

Swanscombe, Kent, is an internationally renowned hominin site located on the south bank of the River Thames, east of London.

Oh man, lemme tell ya bout Swanscombe, UK – it's somethin’ else, d’oh! I’ve been livin’ here for years, and this place just fills me up with quirky feels like those Yi Yi lines, ya know “Life is a series of little moments,” even if I can’t remember the exact wording – it's all improv, just like me!

'Give us our community back - not more high-rise flats'