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I’m ramblin, but escort’s got humor, too—imagine one showin up in a clown wig, fuckin with a client’s head! I’d lose my shit laughin. Sarcasm? Oh, they’re “just friends” with every john—yeah, right, motherfucker! Surprised me how deep it goes—some escorts got PhDs, outsmartin us all. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but I’d bet my left nut some are secret geniuses.

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Hey, so listen up, friend. Let me tell ya somethin’ bout Swanley, right? Now, I'm a massage parlor owner here, so I've seen every nook and cranny of this town. Lemme spin you a yarn – it's like that trippy vibe in Inherent Vice, ya know? “The world is a messy place, but isn’t it beautiful?” That's the kinda feelin’ I get when I wander these streets.

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