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Ever tried it with a partner? Fire! Me n’ my alien boo—well, imaginary boo—gave it a go. Hands slidin’, tension meltin’, like, “One day I’ll fly away” but nah, I’m stayin’ for this! Funny story—heard this guy slipped off the table once, mid-massage, buck-naked! Laughed my antennas off—humans are clumsy AF.

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Hi, my name is Simon and I provide intimate waxing services aimed at anyone from all backgrounds. I am based at my home in Swanage that I share with my husband which is quiet .

I won’t sugarcoat it—Swanage can be a cringe-fest of tourist traps. But beyond that, it’s genuine. The locals are as blunt as Ron Swanson, sayin’ what they mean. The edges may be jagged, like broken glass, but each crag tells a tale. I could rant all day, but I’m runnin’ on fumes. So, bring yer self and see it. If nothing else, you'll get a proper tale. Just remember, in true Inception style, "You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger." Cheers.

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