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But lemme tell ya, it ain’t all roses and whiskey. I got mad as a wet hen scrollin’ them profiles—half these jokers can’t spell “hey” right, and the other half’s got pics so blurry I thought they was ghosts from “Uncle Boonmee.” Speakin’ of, there’s this line—“The past is a strange animal”—and ain’t that the truth? You’re chattin’ up some hunk, thinkin’ he’s fresh as a daisy, then bam, turns out he’s got three ex-wives and a foot fetish he didn’t mention. Past lives sneakin’ up like them monkey spirits in the jungle!

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I decide to take a walk down the High Street. You know, the one with all the shops? I pop into this little thrift store. I’m browsing, and I find this hideous sweater. I mean, it’s bright orange with a cat on it. I HAVE to try it on. I look in the mirror, and I’m like, “What have I done?” But then I think, “Why not?” I buy it. It’s a statement piece now.

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