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So, sexual-massage—ain’t just a rubdown, nah. It’s hands slidin’ where they shouldn’t, tension buildin’ like Harry and Marion in that flick, whisperin’, “I’ll be back on top, baby.” But here’s the real shit—did ya know it’s been around forever? Ancient Rome had spots where “massage” meant more than sore muscles—wink, wink. They’d oil up, get freaky, call it therapy. Wild, right? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ how folks back then were just as horny as us.

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At Mandala Fusion Therapies I offer aromatherapy, hypnotherapy, acupuncture and advanced facial skincare treatments near Swadlincote in South Derbyshire.

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