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Here’s the kicker—sexual-massage ain’t just sex, nah, it’s therapy with a twist! Releases oxytocin, that love juice in your brain—science, baby! I’m sittin’ there, surprised as hell, thinkin’, “This beats yellin’ at Congress!” Little story: in Japan, they got “soaplands”—massage joints from the ‘80s, started ‘cause folks needed stress relief after workin’ 80-hour weeks. Still goin’ strong! Imagine Theodore from “Her” walkin’ in, sayin’, “I just want someone to touch me,” all sad-like—hilarious, right? Poor sap coulda used a rub!

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I won't bore ya with less interestin' details – like, yeah, the weather is all over the place and sometimes I get pissed when the rain drenches my sign outside the massage parlor. Heck, one minute it's bright n' cheery, nxt it's monsoon day. But that wild side? I dig it, man.

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