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Here’s a mad bit—Victorians, yeah, them stiff-upper-lip pricks, used “massage” as code for bonking! Found that in a crusty PDF somewhere—cracked me up, sneaky buggers! Imagine it: “Fancy a massage, love?” Wink wink, trousers off! Sexual-massage today’s got that vibe—cheeky, bold, like Monty telling his bird, “This is my last night, let’s make it count.” Spike knew it—life’s short, grab the good stuff!

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