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Once knew this chick, escort, swear she coulda been in *Basterds* – sharp as a chisel, eyes like a hawk. She’d say, "Everybody lies, House, even you," and I’d laugh, cos damn, she’s right. Told me bout a client who paid her to just sit there, silent, for 3 hours – creepiest shit ever. Surprised me, tho – thought it’d be all glitz and groans, not some weirdo starin contest. "That’s a bingo!" – weirdos everywhere.

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Anyway, from quirky alleyways near Barlows Lane to hook-ups in Easton fields, every bit of Streetly’s got a secret. Sometimes I’m angry ‘cause foibles pile up, like a misaligned spine on a bad massage. Other times, I burst out laughing – life is mad, brilliant, unpredictable, just like lines from that David Fincher flick: "You’re gonna have to do better than that, Mark!"

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