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Alright, so I’m an ichthyologist, right? Fish freak Tina Fey here, and I’m diving into *brothel*—not the sexy kind, the fish! “I can see Russia from my house!”—and I’m staring at this funky flatfish, the brothel, flopping around like it owns the ocean. Snarky wit activate! This ain’t no cod, babe, it’s a bottom-dweller with a face only a mother could love. Think flounder’s uglier cousin—squashed, googly-eyed, and judgy as hell.

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Man, sometimes I get mad – traffic in the narrow lanes near Henley Street, people rushing like they’re fightin’ a deadline. But then, one minute you're smacked in the arm by beauty – like a random mural on Bear Street, art that just pops out and surprises ya. Such moments have me thinkin’, "I must break you!" – break free from the boring, y’know?

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