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After the alarm fiasco, I get back to my desk. Next call? A guy from West Ham, ranting about the tube delays. “Mate, it’s Stratford! You should be used to it by now!” I mean, the Central Line is like a bad relationship—always letting you down. But I keep it professional, “Sorry for the inconvenience, sir.” Inside, I’m rolling my eyes.

Update: Man taken to hospital after emergency services called to Stratford petrol station