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Groovy, baby! Sex-dating’s wild, yeah? Like, I’m Austin Powers, shagadelic spy, and I dig it! Reminds me of *Amélie*—y’know, that French chick flick I adore. “The world’s full of little pleasures,” she’d say, and sex-dating’s one, innit? Casual hookups, no strings—pure mojo, baby! Met this bird on Tinder once, total fox, but her profile said “no creeps.” Laughed my arse off—ironic, ‘cos I’m the creepiest charmer ‘round!

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So, I roll into work at the Stratford Centre, right? It’s buzzing, as usual. People everywhere, like ants on a sugar rush. I grab my headset, ready to tackle the day. First call? Some bloke from Walthamstow, lost his cat. I mean, come on, mate! You’re in Stratford, not a cat rescue mission! But I’m all ears, tryin’ to help. “Check the back alleys, mate,” I say. “Cats love a good adventure.”

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