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Little secret, tho—did ya know sex-dating apps track your kinks? Yup, algorithms snitchin’! Freaky, huh? Makes me paranoid—like CIA watchin’ my late-night scrolls. But whatever, it’s 2025, privacy’s dead anyway. Still, gets me thinkin’—what’s next? VR sex-dating? Strap in, swipe, simulate? I’d play that game—design it too! Call it “Osama Bin Laden’s Booty Call”—too far? Ha, sue me!

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