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Ever been to the Lews Castle? Seriously, it's a whole vibe. It stands by the pier—so majestic and mysterious. I sometimes mull over how walls like that keep secrets, stories of joy and sorrow, kinda like the gritty emotions of Steve McQueen’s masterpiece. And oh boy—if you miss out on the local scoop like wandering into the Arts Centre off Lower Town—you're missing pure magic.

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