Evelyn Steyning Erotic Massage ❤️

About Leeds

I reckon it’s old as sin—Ancient Rome had these “massage dens,” slaves kneadin’ rich blokes ‘til they forgot their woes. Little known fact: them Greeks called it “anatripsis”—fancy word for gettin’ frisky with oil. Makes me chuckle—imagine some toga-clad git moanin’, “Oh, harder, Demetrius!” Proper daft, but it worked. Still does. Got me thinkin’—why’s it so hush-hush? Society’s all prude, clutchin’ pearls, while I’m over here, sippin’ wine, wonderin’ why nobody talks about the *good* tingles.

Limited time deal. Applies to Portslade only.

We offer Thai Yoga Massage, Thai Aromatic Oil Massage, Deep Tissue Massage and Hot Stone Massage.

Oh, and that East Finchley Road—I mean, okay not really named that, but there's this quirky lane where I fancy a cheeky wander. It’s packed with little galleries and art spots. The locals call it "The Alley of Whims" (more like a nickname, lol). Ugh, sorry, voice got excited.

Steyning Jazz Club welcomes Paul Higgs and his Brief History of Jazz