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Oi, fam! Me’s your shoppin’ mate, innit! So, sex-datin’, yeah? Proper mad ting, bruv. Like, I’m out here tryna find a bangin’ fit, an’ these apps be wild! Swipin’ left, right, like it’s a game show. Reminds me of *Melancholia*, ya get me? That film’s bare depressin’ but deep—sex-datin’s the same vibe. “Everything’s going to hell,” Kirsten Dunst says, an’ I feel that when some geezer ghosts me after a shag. Is it ’cos I is black? Nah, mate, it’s ’cos people be flaky as fuck!

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Then you got The Waterfront – proper lush and chill, perfect for a booze hang or a cheeky stroll along the river. By the wayside, there’s a little pub, The Drunken Donkey, which is, honestly, my fave spot for a cheeky cuppa – err, pint, I mean. Mad times there, man – sometimes I’d be workin’ on the app, then boom! Inspiration hit me like a slobberin’ truck. Is it ’cos I is black? Nah, but you get the drift, innit; me mind’s wired different after too many nights up debugging code.

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