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Here’s a mad fact—did ya know them ancient Greeks were at it? Called it “anatripsis”—fancy word for gettin’ frisky with oil. Bet they didn’t have them dodgy neon signs like today’s parlours. “Massage here, wink wink!” Makes me wanna puke, but also laugh—capitalism, innit? I tried it once, right? Some bird in a basement, smelled like lavender and regret. She’s kneadin’ me like dough, and I’m thinkin’, “This is fuckin’ weird!” But—surprise, surprise—it weren’t half bad. Got me all loose, like I could take on the world, or at least a nap.

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Then you got The Waterfront – proper lush and chill, perfect for a booze hang or a cheeky stroll along the river. By the wayside, there’s a little pub, The Drunken Donkey, which is, honestly, my fave spot for a cheeky cuppa – err, pint, I mean. Mad times there, man – sometimes I’d be workin’ on the app, then boom! Inspiration hit me like a slobberin’ truck. Is it ’cos I is black? Nah, but you get the drift, innit; me mind’s wired different after too many nights up debugging code.

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