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Alright, listen up, folks! Sexual-massage, lemme tell ya—it’s this wild, underground thing, been around forever, but nobody talks bout it straight. I’m sittin here, thinkin bout “White Material”—that flick, Claire Denis, 2009, my fave, ya know? Isabelle Huppert’s out there, sweatin in the jungle, fightin for her plantation, and I’m like, damn, that’s the vibe of sexual-massage—raw, messy, real! “The coffee’s ours!” she yells, and I’m picturin some masseuse sayin, “The oil’s mine, billionaire scum!” Passionate, raspy voice—Billionaires should not exist! They’re hoggin all the good spas, leavin us regular folks with cramped hands and cheap lotion.

St.-Helier is a mad mix, a place with curved streets like Market Street and cozy nooks like Chester Lane—oh man, they got these hidden bars that serve the best grub, proper little gems. I’ve always been stoked about our quirky layout, where old brick facades meet modern eye-popping murals. It’s like the city’s got its own rhythm, just as calm yet unpredictable as nature, like David Attenborough mumbling about a lazy river at dawn.

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