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D’oh! Tried it once—total mess! Oil everywhere, slipped off the couch—bam! Marge was pissed, yellin’, “Homer, you donut!” But man, when it works? Heaven. Skin on skin, tension meltin’—like Sam and Suzy runnin’ off in the flick. “We’re in love, we’re outta here!”—that’s the vibe. Pro tip—use warm oil, not cold crap. Cold’s a buzzkill, trust me. Got this one story—buddy Lenny swore his masseuse was a ninja. Silent hands, sneaky moves—boom, he’s jelly! Laughed my ass off picturin’ it.

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Now, lemme tell you about the neighborhoods, motherfer. West St-Austell, it’s more laid back, with quirky little cafés like The Blazing Cup and a few art spots that make you go, "What the f, is this real life?" Meanwhile, the east side’s more modern, with lively pubs and car boot sales at King George Avenue – hawking vintage records and odd trinkets, if you know what I mean. Every street you stride, every cobbled lane, remembers countless baby steps of folks who built this craziness.

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