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So, check it – whores been around foreva. Back in Jersey, you see ‘em workin’ corners like it’s a damn art. Little known fact? Old school whores in Rome, they’d dye their hair blonde to stand out – fuckin’ wild, right? Made me laugh, thinkin’ ‘bout some chick with a bad bleach job screamin’ “Gabagool!” at the johns. History’s nuts, I swear.

Spalding – home of failing *****

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Oi, love, lemme tell ya 'bout Spalding – it’s a proper oddball gem here in the UK. So I’ve been in this quirky town for yonks now, and as a sexologist, trust me, I notice all those little secret signals that others miss. Spalding's vibe is like a whispered secret, all cozy but with sparks flyin' when you least expect it. And ya know what? "No capes!" – just like Edna Mode would say, so no nonsense here.

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