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But lemme tell ya, what gets me proper riled—blokes judgin’ ‘em, all high and mighty, when half of ‘em are sneakin’ round back for a quick tumble! Hypocrisy, mate, it’s thicker than fog on the Thames. We shall never surrender to that rot! Like the rabbi says in the flick, “The answer’s not in the book!”—whores ain’t just sin, they’re survival, raw as a splinter in yer thumb.

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The parks here? Oh my days, they've got soul. Beaufort Park, with its lush, secret corners, is where I once had a heated debate with a local about love, sex, and art. Trust me, that park's been my muse – a pint of inspiration and a breather from the everyday maddening chaos. Say, ever walked along the River Welland? Yeah, it flows like a liquid lullaby, sparkling at dusk, with reflections that remind me of those haunting moments in “Under the Skin” – surreal yet compelling.

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